fake-mermaid:

why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time

(via fuckme-1direction)

wimpynoodle:

I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT

(via niallssmile)

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

(via neverlivingin-fear)